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Cat Chat => Meow Meow Meow => Topic started by: Think Cats on March 17, 2014, 01:31:51 PM

Title: Cat Jokes
Post by: Think Cats on March 17, 2014, 01:31:51 PM
Cat Jokes and Humour

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We have some great cat jokes (http:// http://www.thinkcats.com/just-for-fun/cat-jokes) already but are always on the look out for new ones. What's your fave cat joke!?

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What is a cats...

Favourite song? Three Blind Mice.
Favourite colour? Purrrrrrrple!
Favourite subject in school? HISStory.
Favourite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
Favourite movie? "The Sound of Mewsic."
Favourite car? The Catillac.
Favorite party game? Mews-ical chairs!
Favorite TV show? The evening mews!
Title: Re: Cat Jokes
Post by: Think Cat Ems on March 21, 2014, 01:08:53 PM
 :meow:

This is mine (because it's true!)

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Juan!
Juan who?
Juan day you’ll turn into a crazy cat lady, if you stick around too long!