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Title: Cat Poems! "I'm Not Paranoid"
Post by: Think Cat Ems on March 08, 2014, 01:29:29 PM
I'm Not Paranoid by Francesco Marciuliano in I Could Pee on This, And other Poems Written by Cats

I'm not touching my food because
There's a pill in it

I'm not having that treat because
There's a pill in it

I'm not going near your hand because
There's a pill in it

I'm not playing with that toy because
There's a pill in it

I'm not going into that room because
There's a pill in it

I'm not sleeping on that couch because
There's a pill in it

I'm not looking at the sky because
There's a pill up there

I'm not doing anything because
There's a pill everywhere

You may think I'm paranoid,
You may think I'm rather nuts,
But you're not going to fool me twice
And besides, I think I can cure
    hookworm with my mind.



Thought most of us cat owners could relate to this cat paranoia!!
Title: Re: Cat Poems! "I'm Not Paranoid"
Post by: gingerninja on March 10, 2014, 06:22:04 PM
Oh Lord the pill problem, no matter how much you try to hide it, they know!